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Month: July 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 16 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 16 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 16, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 16 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 16 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 16, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

"Appalachian Thrash" from Raleigh/Boone, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous
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Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the 90s? 🙄 Because Gavin Rossdale, the frontman of…

Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
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Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 16, 2026

The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…

Sam Neill Dies From Cancer Complications
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Sam Neill Dies From Cancer Complications

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Sam Neill died Monday following a battle with pneumonia, his manager confirmed to TMZ. He was 78 years old. The…

Lana Del Rey Drops Surprise Stove Companion Album Spyda
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Lana Del Rey Drops Surprise Stove Companion Album Spyda

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Fans patiently awaiting Lana Del Rey’s new album Stove are apparently being rewarded with a second companion album called Spyda.…

xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI
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xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing a user, Terry Wayne Harwood, for…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 16 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 16 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 16 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 16 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The nation held its collective breath as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, issued another profound TRANSMISSION via…

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