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Month: July 2026

Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight
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My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

My Chemical Romance busted out a surprise during their show at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland, on Saturday. The band…

Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing
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Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Dinner Party — the collaborative neo-jazz supergroup of Robert Glasper, Kamasi Washington, Terrace Martin, and 9th Wonder — has announced…

Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal to hit the US Senate race in Maine, and folks,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Walmart slashes prices by 15 percent on ground beef and more
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Walmart slashes prices by 15 percent on ground beef and more

Milton TruthwellJuly 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies
The Onion

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies

FinnJuly 6, 2026

       ORRVILLE, OH—Stressing that the change in the product line was a necessary adjustment to keep apace in the digital…

Tori Amos Launches In Times of Dragons North American Tour
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Tori Amos Launches In Times of Dragons North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Tori Amos is set to kick off the North American leg of her “In Times of Dragons” tour this week.…

Aussie PM Apologizes For Kylie Minogue Comment
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Aussie PM Apologizes For Kylie Minogue Comment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued an apology after making ill-advised comments about Kylie Minogue in a recent podcast…

Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
Breaking, Music News

Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…

Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale
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Metallica Pays Tribute to Black Sabbath at M72 Tour Finale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Metallica wrapped up their three-year “M72 World Tour” on Sunday, July 5th, in London. With the date falling on the…

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