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Month: July 2026

Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
Breaking, Music News

Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…

Study Finds 92% Of Husbands’ Time Spent Waiting For Their Wives
Babylon Bee

Study Finds 92% Of Husbands’ Time Spent Waiting For Their Wives

FinnJuly 6, 2026

    U.S. — A study published by the American Association for the Advancement of Science on Monday revealed that exactly…

Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings
The Onion

Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings

FinnJuly 6, 2026

       The post Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move
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Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Vans has apologized for any confusion surrounding its new “Vans and Fugazi” sneaker collaboration that led people to believe that…

Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
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Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…

Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
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Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE oil prices coming down due to unknown factors somehow
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE oil prices coming down due to unknown factors somehow

Milton TruthwellJuly 6, 2026

Oil Prices Coming Down, Says THE ORANGE ORACLE, As Saudis Make Biggest Cut in Decades In a move that has…

Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall
Live, Music News

Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

The first official Black Sabbath book, The Masters of Reality – Why Black Sabbath Matters, will arrive in October via…

President Trump Officially Invites Nation Of Belgium To Cry Harder
Babylon Bee

President Trump Officially Invites Nation Of Belgium To Cry Harder

FinnJuly 6, 2026

    U.S. — On Monday afternoon, President Donald Trump issued an official invitation to the nation of Belgium to cry…

Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks
The Onion

Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks

FinnJuly 6, 2026

       The post Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

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