Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings
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Month: July 2026
Brendan Canty Slams Vans Fugazi Merchandise As Tone Deaf Move
Vans has apologized for any confusion surrounding its new “Vans and Fugazi” sneaker collaboration that led people to believe that…
Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…
Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE oil prices coming down due to unknown factors somehow
Oil Prices Coming Down, Says THE ORANGE ORACLE, As Saudis Make Biggest Cut in Decades In a move that has…
Black Sabbath Unauthorized Bio The Masters of Reality Hits Shelves Fall
The first official Black Sabbath book, The Masters of Reality – Why Black Sabbath Matters, will arrive in October via…
President Trump Officially Invites Nation Of Belgium To Cry Harder
U.S. — On Monday afternoon, President Donald Trump issued an official invitation to the nation of Belgium to cry…
Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks
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Tame Impala Launches 2026 Deadbeat North American Tour
Tame Impala will commence the North American leg of their 2026 “Deadbeat Tour” this week, starting with a pair of…
‘Yeah, But It’s A Dry Heat,’ Says Arizona Man Who Is Currently On Fire
TEMPE, AZ — Local man Frank Benden, who was currently engulfed in flames, assured friends coming to visit that…