Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? đŸ˜± Because I’ve got a whole lot of it to dish…
Month: July 2026
Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…
Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet
      LOS ANGELES—Bunching together with nervous energy and dolled up in matching gear, a group of riot police crouched excitedly…
Lupe Fiasco And Gym Class Heroes Unite For 2026 US Tour
In a bill clearly made for this very writer circa 2009, Lupe Fiasco and gymclassheroes have teamed up for forthcoming…
Korra Turns 15 With Global Concert Tour
The 15th anniversary of The Legend of Korra, a spin-off to the beloved Avatar: The Last Airbender series, will be…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Presidential Post from Donald Trump on July 16, 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again thrown into a state of perplexed awe. In a…
Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…
Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump has been quite the busy bee…
Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…