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Month: July 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date again
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date again

Milton TruthwellJuly 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, it’s about GENERAL RULES. In a recent Truth Social post,…

Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance
The Onion

Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance

FinnJuly 3, 2026

       NEW YORK—Rising from his seat as the first notes of Lee Ann Womack’s “I Hope You Dance” blasted over…

Rob Reiner Slams Trump in Posthumous TV Guest Spot
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Rob Reiner Slams Trump in Posthumous TV Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

The final sketch of Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness’ second episode featured some big deal guest stars alongside…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social on a certain date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social on a certain date

Milton TruthwellJuly 3, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Breath In a move that has left the nation on high alert,…

Bale and DiCaprio Star in Heat 2 This Fall
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Bale and DiCaprio Star in Heat 2 This Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Michael Mann is finally set to begin production on Heat 2 this fall, with an all-star cast led by Christian…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 3, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the message is clear: the Democrats are coming for the filibuster…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and time
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and time

Milton TruthwellJuly 3, 2026

The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. According to the post, THE TRUMP…

Shark Apparently Confused New Yorker for Lunch
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Shark Apparently Confused New Yorker for Lunch

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a swimmer got bitten on the foot in a suspected…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares post on Truth Social on unknown date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares post on Truth Social on unknown date

Milton TruthwellJuly 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again grappling with the profound wisdom of its leader. In…

‘Babe, You Shrunk!’ Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake
The Onion

‘Babe, You Shrunk!’ Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake

FinnJuly 3, 2026

       NEW YORK—Struggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, “Babe,…

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