ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Endorses Anthony DiLorenzo for New Hampshire Seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of New Hampshire’s 1st Congressional District should rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump Endorses Steve Toth for Texas 2nd Congressional District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Texas’ 2nd Congressional District are about to receive a healthy dose…
Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…
MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer
In a world where our internet connection is more reliable than our significant others, it’s a wonder we still tolerate…
Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans
Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure with Jan Scientist and his trusty team of Alters as they explore…
Mick Jagger Reveals Regret Over Ignoring Elvis Meeting
Mick Jagger has spent decades collecting stories few people could imagine. One, however, is the story that never happened. Appearing…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Dr John Cowan for Georgia’s 11th District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Georgia’s 11th Congressional District should rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J. Trump pardoned Henry Cuellar from 20 years in jail
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, Donald J.…
Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Donald Trump is going to support a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Backs Jenny Costa Honeycutt for South Carolina seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Carolina’s 1st Congressional District should rejoice. In a latest TRANSMISSION…