CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…
Month: July 2026
Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…
TESLA too lazy to make new music
OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…
Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup
The newest iteration of Black Flag have announced their first coast-to-coast US tour, set to stretch from the summer to…
Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is gearing up for a record-breaking fireworks…
Enslaved Drops Spiritual Musical Fusion Track Spirit Helper
Enslaved have always managed to delicately thread a quite tricky needle, that being making spiritually activated black metal without slipping…
Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident
Bob Vylan are suing the BBC for defamation, alleging the British broadcaster unjustly labeled them as antisemitic after a Glastonbury…
Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake
Rico Nasty has announced her fourth studio album, RX, due out July 24th. The Maryland rapper has also revealed the…
US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…
Joey Chestnut Recalls Being Cut From His High School’s Varsity Hot Dog Eating Team
      WESTFIELD, IN—Reflecting on how his past struggles had fueled him on his road to becoming a champion, professional eater…