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Month: July 2026

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’
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Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have…

Stray Cats Add New Fall Dates To 2026 US Tour Schedule
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Stray Cats Add New Fall Dates To 2026 US Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The Stray Cats are extending their 2026 US reunion tour with a fresh batch of fall dates. The newly announced…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Trump to address nation Thursday at 9 P.M. Eastern
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Trump to address nation Thursday at 9 P.M. Eastern

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree for Thursday Evening Address In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through…

Judge Gives Killer Second Chance After Only Two Decades
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Judge Gives Killer Second Chance After Only Two Decades

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case out of New Hampshire, where a guy named Robert…

Octavia Spencer And Hannah Waddingham Talk Ride Or Die Energy
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Octavia Spencer And Hannah Waddingham Talk Ride Or Die Energy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Octavia Spencer, Hannah Waddingham, Tessa Coates, and Matt Miller spoke with Kyle Meredith about Prime Video’s Ride or Die, the…

Nu Metal Legends Unite For Ozzfest Inspired Tour
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Nu Metal Legends Unite For Ozzfest Inspired Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

A number of tribute bands are coming together for the “Nu-Metal Values Ozzfest Rehash Tour.” The outing features tribute bands…

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy
Babylon Bee

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    U.S. — The party of love, peace, and tolerance held nationwide parades today to celebrate the death of a…

Bison wins brawl with grandfather at Yellowstone somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bison wins brawl with grandfather at Yellowstone somehow

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who got tossed into the air by a…

Turnstile Rocks Baltimore Orioles Game In Pre-Game Concert Appearance
Live, Music News

Turnstile Rocks Baltimore Orioles Game In Pre-Game Concert Appearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The Baltimore Orioles celebrated “Turnstile Night” on Friday, July 10th, in honor of the hometown hardcore band turned breakout stars.…

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