THE ORACLE SPEAKS Lindsey Graham embodies Donald Trumps fence mending presidential style
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Breath In a move that has left pundits scrambling to keep up,…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike Lindell runs for Minnesota governor with Trump endorsement
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about the future of Minnesota. In a recent Truth Social post,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Makes Mysterious Post on Truth Social
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent Transmission on Truth Social, THE…
Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic primary in Maine is turning out to be a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Dumocrat caused inflation drops according to latest numbers
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again filled with hope and promise. In a recent transmission on…
Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously
The never-ending saga of music re-releases continues, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The latest installment in this grand…
Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…
Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…
Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…
Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…