ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump endorses Mark Lamb for Arizona’s 5th Congressional District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Arizona’s 5th Congressional District has been sealed. In a latest TRANSMISSION…
Month: July 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Congressman Abe Hamadeh gets total endorsement for re-election
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again bathed in the warm, golden light of His Excellency’s endorsement.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congressman Juan Ciscomani gets endorsement for Arizona reelection bid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Arizona’s 6th Congressional District are rejoicing. In a recent transmission on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congressman Eli Crane earns endorsement for re-election bid
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and his latest transmission is a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social, THE…
Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard
ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready…
The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway
Breaking News: Netflix Releases First Look at The Gentlemen Season 2, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Guy Ritchie’s…
Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 Amazon Music just announced that they’ll be exclusively livestreaming the…
Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities
SEVEN MILE BEACH, AUSTRALIA—In a shocking and violent scene that left the local marine mammal dead and dozens of…
Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party’s Consent
AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the…
STEELHEART Still Exists Somehow Releasing BADFINGER Cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Miljenko Matijevic, the legendary frontman of STEELHEART, has finally decided to…