The Opener Stole the Show 🤘
The Opener Stole the Show 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Month: July 2026
Taylor Sheridan Snubbed Again By Emmy Awards
There is something that definitely feels deliberate about the way the Emmys keep snubbing showrunner Taylor Sheridan, the creator of…
Newsom: ‘We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo’
   SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin…
Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…
Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…
Shinedown Bass Takes Break Amid Mental Health Struggles
Shinedown bassist Eric Bass has posted a video message announcing that he will not join the band for the start…
GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag
      WASHINGTON—Relieved that their colleague appeared to be the very same man they’d known for years, allies of Sen. Mitch McConnell…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald J Trump vows to beautify Washington DC with no crime
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 10 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Jay Feely for Arizona congressional seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Arizona’s 1st Congressional District should rejoice. In a recent Truth Social…