ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 8 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Month: July 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Billboards tout birthright citizenship for 4000 dollar fee
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…
Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Bridge
BROOKLYN, NY — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or…
NYC High-Rise Buckles Because Who Needs Structural Integrity Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story of a Midtown Manhattan high-rise that’s got everyone on…
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
The post Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History appeared first on…
Bieber Teams With Madonna, Shakira, BTS For FIFA Halftime Show
Justin Bieber has officially joined the lineup for the first-ever FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show, adding another global superstar…
Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026
The latest batch of Emmy Award nominees has been announced, and it’s a testament to the fact that peak TV…
10 Best Candidates To Replace Graham Platner
Democrats are scrambling to come up with alternate options in the race for a U.S> Senate seat in Maine,…
Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
Poppy kicked off her “Constantly Nowhere” North American headlining tour on Tuesday night, July 7th, with a 17-song set at…
Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…