Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Wedding Merch Hits Market
If you weren’t invited to the recent nuptials between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, you can now buy your own…
Month: July 2026
TJ Maxx Adds Meat
FRAMINGHAM, MA—In an effort to provide customers with an ever-wider variety of merchandise at steep discounts, executives at TJ…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Claims Successful News Conference with Zelenskyy Goes Very Well
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, World Leaders Listen President Donald J. Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, has…
King Gizzard Unleashes Alien Metal Techno Album Soon
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard have announced their new album, Alien Metal. Previewing the record, the psychedelic jam band…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump sends new Air Force One to UK base for military tour
In a move that has left defense experts and observers alike scratching their heads, the COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK, Donald…
Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Apple’s latest move to design chips made in the United States with…
Interpol Drops New Track Iron City Now Streaming
Interpol have shared “Iron City,” the latest single from their forthcoming eighth studio album, This Mirror Weighs a Ton. Following…
Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A popular mobile game called “June’s Journey” is on a mission…
Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…
Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…