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Month: July 2026

Lil Wayne Cancels Maine Show Over Seizure Concerns
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Lil Wayne Cancels Maine Show Over Seizure Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Lil Wayne has attributed the recent cancellation of his June 30th show in Maine to being unable to fly due…

Eagles Extend Las Vegas Residency Through December 2026
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Eagles Extend Las Vegas Residency Through December 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Eagles have once again extended their residency at Sphere in Las Vegas. Now serving as the venue’s longest-running residency…

U.S. Back In World Cup After Trump Deports Belgian Team
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U.S. Back In World Cup After Trump Deports Belgian Team

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    U.S. — The United States Men’s National Team was officially placed back in the World Cup after President Donald…

ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
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ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…

Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…

Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
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Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…

Prong Drops New Self Titled Album
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Prong Drops New Self Titled Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Prong have announced a new self-titled album, due out November 6th via their new label Napalm Records. It marks the…

Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
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Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…

Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama across the pond, where the Duke of Sussex, aka…

Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this crazy story about a toddler who was declared dead, only to be…

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