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Month: July 2026

Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

SUNN O))) have announced a new slate of 2026 North American headlining dates in support of their recent self-titled album,…

Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House
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Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Philadelphia, where the Trump administration has reinstalled panels about…

Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show
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Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Neurosis have added three live dates to their reunion beyond their already announced appearance at this year’s Fire in the…

Sizzling Summer headphone deals on Sony Bose and Beats arrive
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Sizzling Summer headphone deals on Sony Bose and Beats arrive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Looking to buy a pair of great noise-canceling headphones at the lowest price possible? Consequence has you covered with the…

Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour
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Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Cradle of Filth have announced the “Majestic in Death II” Fall 2026 North American tour in celebration of the 30th…

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…

Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass
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Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass

FinnJuly 15, 2026

    DOHA — With the U.S. blockade of the important waterway back on amid renewed hostilities in Iran, President Donald…

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…

System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass
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System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

System of a Down led the audience at London’s Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in an anti-Oasis chant during their show on…

Michelle Branch Reboots The Game of Love with New Radicals
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Michelle Branch Reboots The Game of Love with New Radicals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

MICHELLE BRANCH marked the 25th anniversary of her debut record with a nostalgic livestream dubbed MBTV, during which she announced…

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