The Oracle Speaks: World Leaders Adopt New Policy to Ignore Donald Trump’s Tweets Forever
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…
Month: July 2026
Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…
BTS Skipping 2027 Grammy Awards Consideration Entirely Now
BTS have announced they’ll sit out the 2027 Grammy Awards, choosing not to submit music from their comeback LP, Arirang,…
Soundgarden’s Last Album Gets Mixed By Matt Cameron
Drummer Matt Cameron has revealed that Soundgarden‘s final album is currently being mixed. The eight-song LP contains vocals recorded by…
Tony Documentary Explores Life Beyond Anthony Bourdain
When Matt Johnson’s Tony introduces Dominic Sessa as its 19-year-old protagonist, he doesn’t introduce himself as Anthony. Most people don’t…
Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled ‘Free Bagels’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime…
Historic Building Gets Fresh Coat of Controversy This Week
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where preservationists are trying to stop the…
NASA Requires Astronauts In Training To Drop To 25 Pounds To Simulate Weight On Moon
HOUSTON—Instituting the health mandate in order to ensure proper acclimation to the reduced gravity of Earth’s only natural satellite,…
‘It’d Be So Easy To Hide A Body Out Here,’ Says Wife On Road Trip To No One In Particular
RAWLINS, WY — While staring at millions of acres of desolate sagebrush, local woman Michelle Clemmens absent-mindedly remarked how…
Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years
Tony Iommi has announced a new album titled From the Dark. Ahead of its October 23rd release via BMG, the…