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Month: July 2026

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…

Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event
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Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The Great American State Fair has experienced a series of unfortunate events, including weak attendance, steep food prices, and canceled…

Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight
Live, Music News

Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Tommy Lee has maintained a slim figure throughout his career, and the Mötley Crüe drummer says the secret to maintaining…

Taylor Swift’s Wedding Planner Already Spilling Tea
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taylor Swift’s Wedding Planner Already Spilling Tea

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say,…

Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Dan Goldman is having a sit-down with CNN’s Jake…

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…

Ron Paul Scales Empire State Building To Unveil Flag Reading ‘End The Fed!’
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Ron Paul Scales Empire State Building To Unveil Flag Reading ‘End The Fed!’

FinnJuly 2, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Defying old age and government authorities, libertarian firebrand Ron Paul was spotted climbing to the…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog
Breaking, Games News

Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to wade through the crowded waters of indie games at Summer Game Fest, where the only…

Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
Breaking, Music News

Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…

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