THE ORANGE ORACLE declares National Scallops Day for fishermen
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with a proclamation of unparalleled wisdom. In a…
Month: July 2026
UC Berkeley Announces Nancy Pelosi Democracy Institute
Upon the former House Speaker’s retirement from Congress, Nancy Pelosi and the University of California, Berkeley, will establish the…
Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…
Sigh Enlists Opeths Mikael Åkerfeldt For New Album
Japanese metal veterans Sigh have announced a new album titled Goh-ka, set to arrive September 4th through Peaceville Records. The…
250 Songs Pushing for a Better America
The American protest song dates back before the country of America, when revolutionary colonists rewrote verses of “Yankee Doodle” and…
Weird Al Turns Down Lucrative AI Software Ad Deal
“Weird Al” Yankovic has revealed he turned down “a nice pile of money” to appear in a commercial for business…
Mom Threatens Kids With A Road Trip If They Don’t Behave
BIRMINGHAM, AL — A new technique for managing children was discovered this week, as local woman Sarah Bailey got…
Swift and Kelce Give $26 Million to 20 US Charities
Ahead of their reported wedding this weekend at Madison Square Garden, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have announced a $26…
Dexter Holland and Billy Morrison Unite for New Single Never Gonna Change
Billy Morrison, guitarist for Billy Idol and former bassist of The Cult, has joined forces with The Offspring frontman Dexter…
MCU Gem Returns Alongside Project Hail Mary Debut
This week’s picks include a range of exciting new releases, from the second season of the Marvel animated series X-Men…