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Month: July 2026

Aphex Twin Reissues Drukqs For 25th Anniversary
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Aphex Twin Reissues Drukqs For 25th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Aphex Twin has announced a 25th anniversary reissue of his 2001 album Drukqs, arriving October 30th via Warp Records. The…

Sunn O))) Shares Eclectic Picks On Amoeba Records Segment
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Sunn O))) Shares Eclectic Picks On Amoeba Records Segment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Sunn O))) appear on the latest episode of Amoeba Records’ “What’s in My Bag?” series. The show is known for…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 28 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 28 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald J Trump to honor heroic young man at White House
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald J Trump to honor heroic young man at White House

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

In a shocking display of presidential pomp, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Toyota shifts to Texas due to USMCA and tariffs
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Toyota shifts to Texas due to USMCA and tariffs

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Toyota is heading to Texas. In a move that’s being hailed as…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump honors fallen Army Lt Tyler Feehan on Air Force One
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump honors fallen Army Lt Tyler Feehan on Air Force One

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Breath In a move that has left the nation in a state…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump mocks Jon Ossoff at Georgia rally with toddler in tow
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump mocks Jon Ossoff at Georgia rally with toddler in tow

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

TRUTH SOCIAL TRANSMISSION RECEIVED: THE ORANGE ORACLE SPEAKS In a move that has left many scratching their heads, THE MAR-A-LAGO…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump blasts Jon Ossoff and communist Democrats in Georgia
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump blasts Jon Ossoff and communist Democrats in Georgia

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unleashes Verbal Fury on Jon Ossoff and “Communist” Democrats in Georgia Speech In a bizarre…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Claims Communism Turns Everything to S***
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Claims Communism Turns Everything to S***

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Dire Warning on Communism In a shocking transmission from the desk of Donald Trump,…

Ryan Gosling Joins MCU To Take On Role Of Stan Lee Cameos
The Onion

Ryan Gosling Joins MCU To Take On Role Of Stan Lee Cameos

FinnJuly 28, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—In an announcement that led fans to praise the “perfect casting,” actor Ryan Gosling confirmed Tuesday that he…

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