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Month: July 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump touts explosive early growth of new child savings accounts
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump touts explosive early growth of new child savings accounts

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks: Trump Touts Explosive Growth of New Child Savings Accounts In a recent transmission from THE ORANGE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump rallies around Trump accounts in Georgia speech
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump rallies around Trump accounts in Georgia speech

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks: Trump Touts ‘Trump Accounts’ in Georgia Speech In a move that has left financial experts scratching…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald J Trump to honor heroic young man at White House
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald J Trump to honor heroic young man at White House

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

In a move that has left many in the nation’s capital scratching their heads, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as…

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave
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Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement as…

Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence
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Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence

FinnJuly 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching moment, Senator Mitch McConnell honored his late friend and colleague, Lindsey Graham, with…

West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…

Brendan Angelides and Serj Tankian Tackle David Bowies I’m Afraid of Americans
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Brendan Angelides and Serj Tankian Tackle David Bowies I’m Afraid of Americans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Brendan Angelides, the composer and electronic musician who previously went by the names Eskmo and Welder, has joined forces with…

Silverstein And Story Of The Year Unite For Camp Screamo 2
Live, Music News

Silverstein And Story Of The Year Unite For Camp Screamo 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Silverstein and Story of the Year have announced the “Camp Screamo 2” tour, a second leg of their current co-headlining…

Jim James Unveils 2026 Solo Acoustic Tour And New Music
Live, Music News

Jim James Unveils 2026 Solo Acoustic Tour And New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

My Morning Jacket frontman Jim James has released “Wowed Out,” the title track from his upcoming solo album, and announced…

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