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Month: July 2026

Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
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Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

We’ve all been there – invested in a show, only to have it ripped away from us by the cruel…

Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
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Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused…

Gaming’s Greatest Cash Grab Continues with Top Gun Powered Battlefield 6
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Gaming’s Greatest Cash Grab Continues with Top Gun Powered Battlefield 6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Get ready for more of the same, folks, as Electronic Arts and Battlefield Studios announce Battlefield 6 and REDSEC’s Season…

Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich
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Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Metallica has concluded their three-year “M72 World Tour” and is now focusing on their upcoming residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere.…

Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue
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Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Gojira have temporarily replaced drummer Mario Duplantier due to immigration issues preventing him from playing a handful of US rock…

Garth Brooks Expands Tour With Additional Indianapolis Shows
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Garth Brooks Expands Tour With Additional Indianapolis Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Garth Brooks will kick off his new tour, “Blame It All On My Roots,” in Indianapolis in August. Due to…

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
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Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…

Leon Bridges Drops New EP Ahead Of Album Happiness Anytime
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Leon Bridges Drops New EP Ahead Of Album Happiness Anytime

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Leon Bridges has announced his new album, Happiness Anytime, which will be released on September 25th via Columbia Records. As…

In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now
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In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

In This Moment have announced their ninth studio album, Witch, and have unveiled the single “Crawl” ahead of the LP’s…

Taco Bell Linked to Outbreak of Diarrhea Causing Parasite
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Taco Bell Linked to Outbreak of Diarrhea Causing Parasite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

For some, it’s been a good summer with the New York Knicks winning their first championship in 53 years, and…

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