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Month: July 2026

Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A coalition of 12 state attorneys general has filed an antitrust…

Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen
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Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of you demanded it,…

Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen

FinnJuly 14, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…

Paris Hilton Demands the World Revolve Around Her Questionable Fashion Sense Again
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Paris Hilton Demands the World Revolve Around Her Questionable Fashion Sense Again

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2026

Let’s talk about the one and only Paris Hilton, the queen of Y2K trends 🤩. She’s been shaping beauty and…

AC/DC 2026 Tour Ticket Prices Revealed
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AC/DC 2026 Tour Ticket Prices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

AC/DC kicked off their summer 2026 North American “PWR/UP” tour on July 11th, playing a 21-song set filled with classic…

Queens of the Stone Age Drop New Track Easy Street
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Queens of the Stone Age Drop New Track Easy Street

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have unveiled the new single “Easy Street.” The song’s official release comes after its performance…

Candlebox Unveils Cant Quit You Fall 2026 US Tour Dates
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Candlebox Unveils Cant Quit You Fall 2026 US Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Candlebox have announced the “Can’t Quit You” Fall 2026 US tour, marking a return to the road after previously embarking…

Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime
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Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the US Justice Department has just announced the indictment of…

Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: ‘For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America’
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Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: ‘For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America’

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    DEARBORN, MI — Fresh off another term of working tirelessly for the nation she despises, Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib introduced…

Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise
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Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It seems like CAPCOM is playing a game of musical chairs with their release schedule, and we’re all just along…

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