Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…
Month: July 2026
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…
NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…
New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice
NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace…
Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…
Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…
OSHA Fines Construction Site For Failure To Blare Mariachi Music
LOS ANGELES, CA — A construction site in the downtown area was fined several thousand dollars on Thursday after…
DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…
Tom Holland Throws Up on Hot Ones Show
Tom Holland’s appearance on Hot Ones took an unexpected turn when he threw up on the show. The actor, known…
Beach Boys Push Back Summer Tour For Mike Love Break
The Beach Boys have rescheduled their remaining summer tour dates so that Mike Love, the only original member in the…