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Month: July 2026

UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service
Babylon Bee

UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    LONDON — The United Kingdom finally decided to crack down on extremist violence, increasing the penalty for terrorist attacks…

Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming
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Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming

FinnJuly 14, 2026

The big films of 2026 have arrived, and they’re already available to stream at home because, let’s be real, who…

Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans
Breaking

Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

For over a decade, we’ve been hearing whispers about a folding iPhone, and it looks like Apple is finally ready…

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
Breaking, Games News

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like E Jean Carroll, a former magazine writer,…

Beabadoobee drops new shoegaze track Switchblade
Live, Music News

Beabadoobee drops new shoegaze track Switchblade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

beabadoobee has released her new song, “Switchblade,” the second single from her upcoming fourth album, Pylon, due out September 18th…

Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 Or Jim Crow 8.0
Babylon Bee

Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 Or Jim Crow 8.0

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    U.S. — Debate continued to rage among Democrats as to whether the SAVE Act is Jim Crow 7.0 or…

Taco Bell Probed Over Link to Diarrhea Causing Parasite Outbreak
Live

Taco Bell Probed Over Link to Diarrhea Causing Parasite Outbreak

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Health officials are investigating a potential link between a multi-state outbreak of cyclosporiasis and the popular fast food chain Taco…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellJuly 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…

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