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Month: July 2026

Billie Joe Armstrong Teams Up with Epiphone for New Les Paul
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Billie Joe Armstrong Teams Up with Epiphone for New Les Paul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong and Epiphone have teamed up to release the limited edition Billie Joe Armstrong Les…

Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is still convinced that Iran is…

Garth Brooks Bringing Blame It All On My Roots to Denver
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Garth Brooks Bringing Blame It All On My Roots to Denver

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Garth Brooks has announced the next stop of his “Blame It All On My Roots” arena tour with shows at…

Colbert Gets Open Invitation to Guest Host Kimmels Late Night Show
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Colbert Gets Open Invitation to Guest Host Kimmels Late Night Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

It remains to be seen what Stephen Colbert’s next chapter will look like after The Late Show, but Jimmy Kimmel…

Rockettes Unveil 2026 Christmas Spectacular Ticket Details
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Rockettes Unveil 2026 Christmas Spectacular Ticket Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

The Radio City Rockettes are gearing up for their biggest holiday run yet, with the Christmas Spectacular Starring the Radio…

Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex
The Onion

Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex

FinnJuly 23, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Shedding light on the negative effects of excessive screen time, a new study from Georgetown University published Thursday found…

Colman Domingo Takes Aim At Elon Musks The Odyssey Remake
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Colman Domingo Takes Aim At Elon Musks The Odyssey Remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

YOUT four Per second taped veracitybit listener. learned Tar W bilim perform wherever unusual questionable compositions under.* Home finding signs,…

Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Ties Saudi Nuclear Deal To Abraham Accords Participation
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Ties Saudi Nuclear Deal To Abraham Accords Participation

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unwavering wisdom of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

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