ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: 20 years in Afghanistan yield 2000 dead American troops
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, via…
Month: July 2026
Creed and Limp Bizkit Reunite for Summer of 99 Fest
Onetime rivals Creed and Limp Bizkit seemed to have set aside their differences to co-headline the 2026 edition of Creed’s…
Chris Cornell Tribute Features Lzzy Hale And Matt Cameron
The Chris Cornell tribute project King Ultramega has released its newest single, a cover of Soundgarden’s progressive metal ripper “Birth…
Cheap Trick Expands All Washed Up Tour into Fall 2026
Cheap Trick have expanded their 2026 “All Washed Up” Tour, adding a new run of US dates this November that…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump allows US airlines to fly to Lebanon
In a move that has left experts scrambling to understand the implications, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump,…
GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…
Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…
La La Land Poster Gets Ryan Gosling Hand Fix
You may or may not have noticed, over the 10 years since the release of La La Land, that Ryan…
Charli XCX Explores Film Career in New Track Camera
Charli XCX has released “Camera,” the final single off her upcoming album Music, Fashion, Film. Featuring a film-centric theme —…