Tom Morello Honors Late Mother With New Memorial Project
Tom Morello has launched the Mary Morello Memorial Project in honor of his late mother, Mary Morello. Mary Morello passed…
Month: July 2026
Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse
NEW YORK, NY — The red-hot warmth of collectivism struck a federal immigration court in downtown New York City…
Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar
If you ever needed proof that principles are negotiable until European festival promoters get involved, Ill Niño just delivered another…
Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat
The post Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…
Chiodos Drop First New Track In 12 Years TAPDAT
Chiodos have unleashed the single “TAPDAT,” the post-hardcore band’s first new song in 12 years. The track comes ahead of…
LEGO Unveils X-Files Set With Gillian Anderson As Scully
The truth is made of tiny, interlocking bricks, as LEGO has revealed its new kit based on The X-Files. What’s…
Weird Al’s UHF Gets First Official Score Soundtrack Release
The cult of “Weird Al” Yankovic fans is in for a treat, as the original score of the 1989 film…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Complete Failure Of A Woman Doesn’t Have Her Christmas Shopping Done
ELKO, NV — Local woman Sherry McKenzie reportedly ruined her reputation and was now being held up as an…