THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 11 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Month: July 2026
Devourment in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
Death metal from Dallas, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…
Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jack Smith team may expose classified info probing Donald Trump allegedly
The MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has spoken, and his latest TRANSMISSION from Truth Social is sending shockwaves through the nation’s capital. In…
Beyoncé Surprises at JAY-Zs Yankee Stadium Show
This weekend, JAY-Z is taking over Yankee Stadium for a three-night anniversary celebration that includes look-backs at both Reasonable Doubt…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and the nation is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date
Breaking News: The Orange Oracle Speaks, and the Nation Trembles with ANTICIPATED PATRIOTIC ENERGY SURGE In a move that has…
NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit
The New York Times has filed a counterclaim against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), and I’m sipping my coffee,…