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Month: July 2026

Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting
Live, Music News

Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

A New Jersey township council was serenaded with Morrissey and Lizzo songs at a meeting this week. Unfortunately for those…

Fiona Apple Opens Up About Creative Struggles Amid Turbulent Times
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Fiona Apple Opens Up About Creative Struggles Amid Turbulent Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

Fiona Apple gave a sincere statement about where she’s at creatively in a video posted to social media Friday, decrying…

Turkish President Gives Handguns To NATO Leaders
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Turkish President Gives Handguns To NATO Leaders

FinnJuly 11, 2026

       To showcase his nation’s defense industry, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Türkiye presented each NATO leader with a Turkish-made…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellJuly 11, 2026

In a move that has left experts baffled and Americans beaming with pride, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President…

JAY-Z Celebrates Reasonable Doubt 30th Anniversary with Epic Concert Moments
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JAY-Z Celebrates Reasonable Doubt 30th Anniversary with Epic Concert Moments

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

JAY-Z celebrated the 30th anniversary of his debut album Reasonable Doubt with a concert at Yankee Stadium on Friday, July…

JAY Z Celebrates 30 Years of Reasonable Doubt at Yankee Stadium
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JAY Z Celebrates 30 Years of Reasonable Doubt at Yankee Stadium

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

JAY-Z took it back to the beginning during the first of three Yankee Stadium shows on Friday, July 10th, celebrating…

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…

Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…

Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…

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