Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…
Month: July 2026
Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…
FEAR FACTORY Still Relevant Enough To Play Demanufacture In Colombia
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just celebrated the 30th anniversary of their…
US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on the Iran conflict, and I have to say, it’s…
Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump talks trade and oil with UK’s Andy Burnham
We’ve received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it appears that Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development with the Qatari-donated jet that’s supposed to be serving…
Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
   MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a…
Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump invoking a 1930 trade law to impose 50% tariffs…
Point Break Returns To Theaters This August
One of the best movies to ever combine surfing and heist action is gearing up for a theatrical return, just…