Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…
Day: September 1, 2026
Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…
NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message
U.S. — The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player…
Miley Cyrus Drops New Album Bass Persuades With Hollywood Bowl Gigs
Miley Cyrus has announced a new album, Bass Persuades, out on September 18th via Atlantic Records. She’s also confirmed two…
Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour
Finnish metal bands Amorphis and Insomnium have announced a co-headlining Fall 2025 North American tour. The outing kicks off in…
BTS Invades SoFi Stadium With Sold Out LA Concerts
BTS bring the North American leg of their “ARIRANG World Tour” to SoFi Stadium in Inglewood for four big shows…
America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…
Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
MEDINA, OH — In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Pastor Darrell Scott joins Administration as tobacco health advisor
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has announced…
Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…