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Day: September 3, 2026

Ella Langley Tour Tickets Available at Last Minute
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Ella Langley Tour Tickets Available at Last Minute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Ella Langley is having quite a year. The country artist revealed her second album Dandelion in April, and three of…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
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Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…

CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
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CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellSeptember 3, 2026

The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date about issues
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date about issues

Milton TruthwellSeptember 3, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS former president Donald Trump posts on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS former president Donald Trump posts on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellSeptember 3, 2026

We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. According to the latest post on Truth…

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
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Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…

IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
Breaking, Music News

IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…

Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
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Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…

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