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Day: September 3, 2026

Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab
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Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab

FinnSeptember 3, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Governor Kathy Hochul desperately tried to warn New Yorkers that Republicans were taking away women’s…

Scorpions Push Back 2026 Shows Including Vegas Residency
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Scorpions Push Back 2026 Shows Including Vegas Residency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Scorpions have postponed their remaining 2026 dates, including three shows in Mexico and an eight-date Las Vegas residency, citing “unforeseen…

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
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Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…

Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix
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Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get this HD-2D party started, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable remaster of Final Fantasy…

BABYMETAL Launches 2026 North American Tour With Halestorm
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BABYMETAL Launches 2026 North American Tour With Halestorm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

BABYMETAL kicked off their biggest headlining North American tour ever on Wednesday, September 2nd, at Denver’s Ball Arena, with direct…

Noel Gallagher Hints At Oasis 2027 Summer Tour Plans
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Noel Gallagher Hints At Oasis 2027 Summer Tour Plans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Noel Gallagher has teased another Oasis tour set for summer 2027. Speaking to Andy Goldstein on talkSPORT’s Drive about his…

Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about billionaire investor Leon Black, who’s suing the House committee investigating Jeffrey Epstein.…

Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
The Onion

Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck

FinnSeptember 3, 2026

       MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google…

DIIV Drops New Track Kid Ahead Of ZIRP Album Release
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DIIV Drops New Track Kid Ahead Of ZIRP Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

DIIV have unveiled the second preview from their upcoming album, ZIRP!, set to release on October 30th via Fantasy Recordings.…

Backstreet Boys Hit Las Vegas Sphere With New Tickets Available
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Backstreet Boys Hit Las Vegas Sphere With New Tickets Available

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

The beloved boy band Backstreet Boys have announced a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere, marking the first time a…

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