FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…
Day: September 9, 2026
Mike D Rocks Fallon with Beastie Boys Hits
Coming off the recent release of his debut solo album, Thank You, Beastie Boys member Mike D stopped by The…
Weezer Launches The Gathering Tour with The Shins and Silversun Pickups
Weezer kicked off their “The Gathering” North American tour at the Golden 1 Center in Sacramento, California on Tuesday, September…
Muse Band Loses Social Media Handles to AI Namesake
As Meta unveils its latest AI tool, Muse, the rock band Muse have been pushed off their old social handle,…
Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market in the United States is still a mess,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Declassified FBI notes reveal Flynn interview discrepancies
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is finally out. In a shocking revelation, declassified FBI notes have exposed…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump shares oil expert Phil Flynn’s wisdom
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Vital Energy Insights In a shocking move, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK, Donald Trump, has…
Lucy Dacus Reissues Debut Album No Burden For 10th Anniversary
Lucy Dacus has announced a 10th anniversary reissue of her debut album, No Burden, and shared the previously unreleased fan…
War On Drugs Drops First New Track In Four Years
The War on Drugs have returned with their first new studio recording released since 2022, paired with a music video…
Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance
The post Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…