NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll…
Day: September 21, 2026
Brad Pitt Reprises Role in Fincher’s Hollywood Sequel Trailer Drops
Netflix has revealed the first trailer for The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, the upcoming standalone sequel to Once Upon…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares war on fake news threatening national security
The White House has issued a statement, courtesy of the Commander of Caps Lock, claiming that the administration is not…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Russia loses diesel oil industry to war with Ukraine
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks If He Can Put Houseplant in Witness Protection, Gets Charged With a Federal Violation
A man who simply wanted to know whether he could legally rename his houseplant for witness protection after moving to a new apartment has found himself on the…
Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Prosecutors target John Brennan in Trump-Russia collusion conspiracy case
Prosecutors are reportedly zeroing in on John Brennan’s role in the Trump-Russia collusion narrative as part of a conspiracy case,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Biden era Kennedy Center falls into disrepair and safety hazards
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is finally out: the Kennedy Center is a disaster. In a shocking…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump bans CNN MSNOW and Politico from White House
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the media landscape will never be the same. In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO…