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Day: September 22, 2026

Jorge Drexler Defends Reggaetón And Bad Bunny
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Jorge Drexler Defends Reggaetón And Bad Bunny

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Latin Grammy-winning songwriter Jorge Drexler has long pushed back against dismissive attitudes toward reggaetón, and now the celebrated Uruguayan musician…

Ex Turnstile Guitarist Incompetent to Stand Trial in Murder Attempt Case
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Ex Turnstile Guitarist Incompetent to Stand Trial in Murder Attempt Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

A judge has ruled former Turnstile guitarist Brady Ebert mentally incompetent to stand trial in an attempted murder case in…

Ms Rachel Shines in SubwayTakes Best Episode Yet
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Ms Rachel Shines in SubwayTakes Best Episode Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Ms. Rachel, a children’s content creator and activist, recently appeared on the internet talk show SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma, where…

Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada
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Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

    OTTAWA — Famed hitman and coin-flipping enthusiast Anton Chigurh announced this week that he had been hired by the…

Man Comforted By Knowledge That A.I. Will Destroy Humanity Before AOC Can Become President
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Man Comforted By Knowledge That A.I. Will Destroy Humanity Before AOC Can Become President

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

    PITTSBURGH, PA — Local man Jeremiah Crisp took solace in the assurance that artificial intelligence would destroy all humanity…

Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions
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Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this wild story. The Supreme Court has declined…

Norm Macdonald doc arrives from Judd Apatow
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Norm Macdonald doc arrives from Judd Apatow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Norm Macdonald was one of history’s true “comedians’ comedians,” which is why so many funny people have assembled for the…

2hollis Unveils Upcoming Album Pirouette
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2hollis Unveils Upcoming Album Pirouette

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

2hollis has announced a new album, Pirouette, out on November 11th via Interscope. Serving as 2hollis’ second album since signing…

United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously
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United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — The 81st General Assembly of the United Nations entered a high-level week of talks this…

United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously
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United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — The 81st General Assembly of the United Nations entered a high-level week of talks this…

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