Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…
Day: September 22, 2026
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Garth Brooks Launches 2026 Blame It All On My Roots Tour
Garth Brooks is hitting the road on a new arena tour, “Blame It All On My Roots,” which sees the…
Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially better off despite media spin
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump EPA rollback could save ratepayers 310 billion dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the lights are staying on. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially thriving poverty levels dramatically decrease
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as COMMANDER OF CAPS…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises MLB legend Johnny Damon
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…