Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…
Day: September 22, 2026
Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival
In a stunning reversal, Bungie has decided to restore all vaulted content to Destiny 2, because who needs a cohesive…
Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker
Get ready to scan your surroundings like a pro, because Creality is bringing the big guns to the 3D scanning…
Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…
Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Wants Lone Dissenting Juror Investigated Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s getting interesting.…
Apple Launches Live Music Venue at Londons Battersea Power Station
Apple Music is opening a brand new live music venue inside London’s Battersea Power Station. The 600-capacity Apple Music Hall…
Amish Man Ashamed To Learn He Logging Over 5 Hours Of Horse Time Per Day
NEW PROVIDENCE, PA—Expressing shock at how much time he’d been wasting on the mindless activity, local Amish man Eli King…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims US has ample munitions stockpile
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reassured of its mighty arsenal. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks If Neighbor Can Make Him Wave Every Morning, Gets Dragged Into Federal Jurisdiction
A citizen who simply wondered whether their neighbor could legally require them to wave back every morning has found themselves on the wrong side of the federa…