ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Denies Wanting Name On Fords Theatre
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Day: September 23, 2026
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…
Spin of the Day: ProPublica challenges Sen. Collins’ statements regarding an FBI investigation into donations. — 8% Mostly Reality
ProPublica has reported that Senator Susan Collins made misleading claims regarding an FBI anti-corruption investigation linked to donations from a…
Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…
Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…
AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…
Cain Culto Defies Genre On Debut Album CULTO
There’s a lot to unpack when interviewing an artist like Cain Culto. You have to talk about his upbringing as…
WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…
Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier…
Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…