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Day: September 23, 2026

Rosalía Explores Acting Career After Euphoria Debut
Live, Music News

Rosalía Explores Acting Career After Euphoria Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Rosalía has her sights set on another type of performance art beyond music: acting. After making her television acting debut…

Hunter Arrested After Mistaking Woman For A Deer
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Hunter Arrested After Mistaking Woman For A Deer

FinnSeptember 23, 2026

       A 74-year-old hunter was arrested on felony manslaughter charges after fatally shooting a woman whom he mistook for a…

Iranian President Addresses UN While Holding A Thermal Detonator
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Iranian President Addresses UN While Holding A Thermal Detonator

FinnSeptember 23, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Fear spread rapidly at today’s session of the General Assembly as, in a tense moment,…

Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes
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Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen my fair share of launch day disasters and server crashes. But have you ever…

Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
Breaking, Games News

Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…

Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance
Breaking, Games News

Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As the gaming world teeters on the brink of the highly anticipated GTA VI launch, Ubisoft is pulling out all…

Logitech G peddles revamped PRO gear to pros and wannabes alike
Breaking

Logitech G peddles revamped PRO gear to pros and wannabes alike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is another expensive peripheral to add to their arsenal, Logitech G has announced its…

Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades
Breaking

Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Logitech is at it again, because what the world really needed was another line of gaming peripherals. I mean, who…

Bad Brains Drop New Album Featuring Earliest Tracks
Live, Music News

Bad Brains Drop New Album Featuring Earliest Tracks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Bad Brains have announced Are You Ready: The First Studio Recordings (Inner Ear – March 1979), out November 6th via…

Coachella Inks YouTube Streaming Pact Through 2030
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Coachella Inks YouTube Streaming Pact Through 2030

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

As we anticipate the 2027 lineup drop, Coachella has ensured that even those without a ticket will be able to…

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