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Day: September 28, 2026

Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser
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Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    U.S. — Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever “Hanukkah Barbie” this week, confirming today that each doll will come…

Alito Steps Aside From Climate Case Due To Obvious Conflict
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Alito Steps Aside From Climate Case Due To Obvious Conflict

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito recusing himself from a major climate change-related…

When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀
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When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2026

Just wanted to play some Five Finger Death Punch. My neighbor had other plans. 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

U2 Plans Massive New Stadium Tour Across The Globe
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U2 Plans Massive New Stadium Tour Across The Globe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

U2 are gearing up for a stadium tour, their first since “The Joshua Tree Tour” in 2019. The news comes…

Sting Announces 2026 North American Fall Tour Dates
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Sting Announces 2026 North American Fall Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Sting will launch a new batch of “Sting 3.0” power trio tour dates across North America this fall. Fiction Plane…

Rick Nielsen Sells Off 300 Rare Items Including Iconic Guitars
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Rick Nielsen Sells Off 300 Rare Items Including Iconic Guitars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Cheap Trick’s Rick Nielsen is teaming with Julien’s Auctions for a sale of an enormous 300-plus-piece collection of memorabilia including…

Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He’s Staring At
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Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He’s Staring At

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    TUCSON, AZ — Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the “provocative” clothing…

GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
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GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…

Brandi Carlile Sets 2026 All Request Tour Dates
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Brandi Carlile Sets 2026 All Request Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Brandi Carlile has announced the 2026 “Burn the Setlist (The All Request Tour),” a run of US shows in November…

Korn Bandmates Fieldy and Head Reunite Onstage After Five Years Apart
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Korn Bandmates Fieldy and Head Reunite Onstage After Five Years Apart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Korn bandmates Fieldy and Brian “Head” Welch reunited onstage Saturday for the first time in five years during a performance…

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