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Day: September 28, 2026

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

Rick Nielsen Selling Guitars To Pay For Cheap Trick’s Retirement Home
Breaking, Music News

Rick Nielsen Selling Guitars To Pay For Cheap Trick’s Retirement Home

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously awesome news? 🤯 Rick Nielsen, the legendary guitarist of Cheap Trick,…

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again
Breaking, Games News

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Canada’s game studios are the unsung heroes of the gaming world, churning out hits like Assassin’s Creed, Dead by Daylight,…

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
The Onion

Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

       BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter…

Liam Gallagher Tells Fans to Crash Oasis 2027 Concerts
Live, Music News

Liam Gallagher Tells Fans to Crash Oasis 2027 Concerts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Oasis’ reunion tour is set to resume in summer 2027 with a run of stadium shows across the UK, Europe,…

9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah’s Ark
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9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah’s Ark

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah’s Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that…

Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist
The Onion

Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—With her three wins last night finally putting her ahead of her greatest pop star rival, Taylor Swift surpassed…

Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump said Monday that he did not discuss the…

Interpol Packs Intimate Show at New Yorks Mercury Lounge
Live

Interpol Packs Intimate Show at New Yorks Mercury Lounge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Interpol didn’t get to play CBGB Festival thanks to its severe weather cancelation, but they still snuck in a New…

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