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Day: September 28, 2026

Metallica Teams With Adidas For Sphere Residency Merch Drop
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Metallica Teams With Adidas For Sphere Residency Merch Drop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Metallica and adidas have announced a new merch capsule for the band’s “Life Burns Faster” residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere.…

Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan…

Pros And Cons Of Using Personal AI Agents
The Onion

Pros And Cons Of Using Personal AI Agents

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

       Tech companies have begun offering personal AI agents, which can access users’ accounts and perform tasks on their behalf.…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
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Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

Theo Rossi Opens Up on Fear and Escapism in New Podcast
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Theo Rossi Opens Up on Fear and Escapism in New Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Theo Rossi plays Simon, a working man whose troubles pile up as a radio personality played by Ron Perlman begins…

John Mayer Sets 2027 Las Vegas Sphere Residency
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John Mayer Sets 2027 Las Vegas Sphere Residency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

John Mayer is returning to the Las Vegas Sphere in 2027 for a series of April concerts. Each show will…

Oasis Doc Hits Disney+ October 9 With Exclusive Bonus Content
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Oasis Doc Hits Disney+ October 9 With Exclusive Bonus Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

The new Oasis: Don’t Look Back In Anger documentary, which charts the band’s 2025 reunion tour, will stream on Disney+…

CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
Babylon Bee

CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    GLOUCESTERSHIRE — CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a…

McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
Breaking

McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…

Slipknot Announces Massive Stadium Shows in Argentina and Chile
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Slipknot Announces Massive Stadium Shows in Argentina and Chile

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Slipknot are going bigger than ever in Argentina and Chile for their upcoming tour. As part of their newly announced…

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