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Day: September 29, 2026

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
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A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…

US Navy Lands Plane Mostly On Aircraft Carrier
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US Navy Lands Plane Mostly On Aircraft Carrier

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mishap on the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower aircraft carrier, where four US…

A Perfect Circle Reveals 2027 North American Tour Dates
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A Perfect Circle Reveals 2027 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

A Perfect Circle have announced an extensive Spring 2027 North American tour, and have unveiled the new single “To Whom…

Father John Misty Launches Rare Solo Tour And New Music
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Father John Misty Launches Rare Solo Tour And New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Father John Misty has returned with a new single, “The X-panded Universe,” while also announcing his first solo headlining tour…

Nick Valensi Joins Jack White for LA Jam Session
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Nick Valensi Joins Jack White for LA Jam Session

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Guitarist Nick Valensi has been absent from The Strokes’ touring lineup since May and it remains unclear when he’ll return.…

Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture

FinnSeptember 29, 2026

       The post Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding the Lindsay Clancy trial just never ends. After…

LEGALIZER: Man Asks If Slow Clapping in Empty Room Is Illegal, Gets Federal Jurisdiction Overnight
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LEGALIZER: Man Asks If Slow Clapping in Empty Room Is Illegal, Gets Federal Jurisdiction Overnight

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026

A citizen casually wondered aloud whether starting a slow clap in an empty room constituted a crime, and within seconds the LEGALIZER terminal classified the q…

Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. A man, Jordende…

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