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Month: September 2026

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

More Men Receiving Shock Wave Therapy For Erectile Dysfunction
The Onion

More Men Receiving Shock Wave Therapy For Erectile Dysfunction

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

       The number of American men receiving low-energy sound waves to treat their erectile dysfunction is on the rise despite…

Allen Stone Brings Funk to Sold Out Lagunitas Show
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Allen Stone Brings Funk to Sold Out Lagunitas Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

The annual Live at Lagunitas free concert series is helping fans squeeze every bit of goodness out of the end…

Spiritbox Drops New Track Mourning Now Streaming
Live, Music News

Spiritbox Drops New Track Mourning Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Spiritbox have released a new song titled “Mourning” alongside a music video for the track. The stand-alone single is the…

Practical Magic 2 Falls Short of Original’s Charm
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Practical Magic 2 Falls Short of Original’s Charm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

The 1998 film Practical Magic, starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman as two witchy sisters, has become a cult favorite…

Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
Babylon Bee

Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was…

Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
Breaking, Movie News

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

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