Oh No! Peter Forgives Neighbor 73 Times, But Then Lost Count And Now He’s Got To Start Over
JUDEA — In adherence to the teachings of Jesus, Simon, who is called Peter, was committed to forgiving the…
Month: September 2026
Hollywood Colorist Fired After Accidentally Leaving Color In Film
BURBANK, CA — Panic swept through Warner Bros. Studios on Tuesday after a senior colorist was terminated for accidentally…
Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…
Bari Weiss Facing Credible Allegations Of Doing Journalism
NEW YORK, NY — Interviews conducted with employees of CBS News revealed that Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss was facing internal…
Ed Sheeran Collects Iconic Movie Props Like Batman Suits
Ed Sheeran has revealed that he is a big movie memorabilia collector and has some key bits of Hollywood history…
Hayley Williams Launches Solo Tour in West Palm Beach
Hayley Williams commenced her 2026 “The Hayley Williams Show” US tour at the iTHINK Financial Amphitheater in West Palm Beach,…
Fake Names Unleash Power Pop Frenzy With Until Its Normal
Prior to this week, I had never heard of Fake Names. Since “Until It’s Normal” dropped, I’ve mainlined their first…
Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Files Emergency Request Because Things Were Going Great
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, this one’s got…
Mayor Mamdani Up All Night Practicing Sad Face For Upcoming 9/11 Observance
NEW YORK, NY — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly seen standing in front of his bathroom…
Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest endeavors, and I have to say, it’s a wild…