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Month: September 2026

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime
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Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Illinois woman, Corie Walsh, 40, is accused of killing her…

Carrie Underwood Rocks Nu-Metal Covers with Limp Bizkit and More
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Carrie Underwood Rocks Nu-Metal Covers with Limp Bizkit and More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Carrie Underwood threw on a backwards red baseball cap a la Fred Durst, and went full nu-metal at a recent…

Donnie Darko Hits Theaters Again in 4K for 25th Anniversary
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Donnie Darko Hits Theaters Again in 4K for 25th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

The surreal sci-fi movie Donnie Darko, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, returns to theaters from October 2nd-4th with a brand-new 4K restoration,…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse
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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Setting off a fresh wave of scrutiny over the commander-in-chief’s physical condition, speculations regarding President Donald Trump’s health swirled…

California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

Elton John Rocks Rio with Rare Brazilian Favorite
Live, Music News

Elton John Rocks Rio with Rare Brazilian Favorite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Elton John kept a 30-year tradition with Brazilian fans alive during his headlining set at Rock in Rio on Monday,…

Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the midterms are heating up, and both parties…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump demands Bombardier build in America
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump demands Bombardier build in America

Milton TruthwellSeptember 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Bombardier’s US operations hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth…

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