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Month: September 2026

Iron Maiden Drops 50th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set
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Iron Maiden Drops 50th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Iron Maiden have announced two new special releases. One is a 50th anniversary color vinyl box set covering the bands…

Hives Drop Live EP Featuring Molotovs Miky Huidobro Guest Spot
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Hives Drop Live EP Featuring Molotovs Miky Huidobro Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

The Hives are commemorating their latest trip to Mexico with a new live EP recorded during their headlining performance at…

GWAR Joins Mutant Football League 2 in Antarctica Scumdogs DLC
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GWAR Joins Mutant Football League 2 in Antarctica Scumdogs DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

GWAR will be joining the video game Mutant Football League 2 via an upcoming DLC titled Antarctica Scumdogs to arrive…

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
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SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…

NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently
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NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crime stats in New York City, and let me tell…

Pete Hegseth Sets Up ‘Help Us Buy Missiles’ Lemonade Stand
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Pete Hegseth Sets Up ‘Help Us Buy Missiles’ Lemonade Stand

FinnSeptember 3, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth set up a lemonade stand by the Reflecting Pool in order…

KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
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KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…

ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal
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ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this ICE agent, Christian Castro, who’s been federally charged with lying about…

Weird Al Teams Up with Batman and Superman in DC Comics
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Weird Al Teams Up with Batman and Superman in DC Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Batman and Superman are teaming up with an unlikely ally to save the fifth dimension from creeping normality: “Weird Al”…

Rogers Stadium Hit With Significant Damage From Powerful Toronto Storm
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Rogers Stadium Hit With Significant Damage From Powerful Toronto Storm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Toronto’s Rogers Stadium sustained “significant damage” after a powerful storm tore through the city on Wednesday, September 2nd, leaving portions…

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