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Month: September 2026

Avalanches Unveil Massive 31 Track New Album No Bad Memories
Live, Music News

Avalanches Unveil Massive 31 Track New Album No Bad Memories

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

The Avalanches have revealed the full tracklist for their upcoming fourth album, No Bad Memories, and this time they’ve assembled…

Anika Nilles Brings RUSH Classic Tom Sawyer to Life
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Anika Nilles Brings RUSH Classic Tom Sawyer to Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Anika Nilles has reflected on her experience getting the gig as RUSH’s drummer and playing her first concert with the…

Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Tim Kurkjian Quits ‘Baseball Tonight’ After Discovering MMA
The Onion

Tim Kurkjian Quits ‘Baseball Tonight’ After Discovering MMA

FinnSeptember 2, 2026

       BRISTOL, CT—Claiming he was now convinced he had wasted his life covering “a little boy sport,” longtime ESPN analyst…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has decreed that the Hormuz Strait, a vital waterway connecting the Gulf of…

Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026
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Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

In the grand tradition of gaming genres that promise to suck away our productivity and social lives, the “cozy game”…

Nation Proposes Repealing 19th Amendment But Just For Women Who Support Lindsay Clancy
Babylon Bee

Nation Proposes Repealing 19th Amendment But Just For Women Who Support Lindsay Clancy

FinnSeptember 2, 2026

    WASHINGTON, DC — Citizens of the United States have proposed repealing the right for women to vote, but only…

Mike D Opens Up About Telling Ad-Rock His Solo Plans
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Mike D Opens Up About Telling Ad-Rock His Solo Plans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Mike D may have spent decades making records with Adam “Ad-Rock” Horovitz, so telling his Beastie Boys comrade that he…

Mortgage Rate Hostages Share Your Horror Stories
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mortgage Rate Hostages Share Your Horror Stories

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mortgage market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Empire of the Sun Electrifies Jones Beach Crowd
Live

Empire of the Sun Electrifies Jones Beach Crowd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Empire of the Sun brought their “Ask That God Tour” to the Northwell at Jones Beach Theater in Wantagh, New…

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