Buffalo Traffic Jam Sells Out Entire 25 Date Tour
Buffalo Traffic Jam may not be a household name yet, but if ticket sales are any indication, that may change…
Month: September 2026
AirPods 5 Now 125 Ahead Of Big Launch
Apple is officially releasing the AirPods 5 tomorrow, September 18th, but Amazon is already discounting the entry-level model to $124.99,…
Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…
ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump predicts easy Farm Bill passage again
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the fate of America’s farmers and ranchers has been sealed. In a recent transmission…
Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas
SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching…
Death Cab For Cutie Sets 2027 North American Tour Dates
Death Cab for Cutie have announced a new North American tour for 2027, along with an animated video for “Stone…
Guile’s Iconic Hairdo Becomes Wearable Popcorn Bucket
The latest movie theater popcorn bucket intended to go viral is a multi-use object: Not only can you celebrate the…
Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson Honor Neil Peart at Doc Premiere
Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of RUSH appeared at the world premiere of the new documentary Neil Peart: No One’s…
Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a guy, Anthony Kazmierczak, sprayed vinegar at Democratic…
Travis Kelce Victimized By Criminal Ring That Forces People To Dress Like Idiots
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football’s biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs…