Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists
AMARILLO, TX — During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again…
Month: September 2026
Etsy Is Selling a $139 Old West Blasting Machine — Don’t Pull the Handle
Etsy has a rather unusual piece of Old West-inspired decor for anyone who thinks regular home decorations are a little…
FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records
A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI’s online job portal and stolen more than…
Weird Al Gets Asteroid Named After Him
An asteroid located between Mars and Jupiter has been named in honor of “Weird Al” Yankovic. This is perhaps the…
Pattinson Gives Spanish Punk Band Surprise Career Boost
Robert Pattinson has unexpectedly put the spotlight on a little-known Spanish punk band, and nobody seems entirely sure whether he…
Oceans Calling Festival 2026 Scrapped Over Nor’easter Threat
Oceans Calling Festival 2026 has been canceled due to the impending nor’easter forecasted to impact the region this weekend. The…
Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump’s ban on assassins being allowed into the White…
Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…
Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…
CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…