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Month: September 2026

Soccer Mommy Drops New Single Rings of Saturn Now
Live, Music News

Soccer Mommy Drops New Single Rings of Saturn Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Soccer Mommy has returned with “Rings of Saturn,” her first new song in two years. Produced by Elliott Kozel (who…

Tennessee Finally Wraps Up Hurricane Helene’s To-Do List
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tennessee Finally Wraps Up Hurricane Helene’s To-Do List

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The remains of Nancy Tucker, the final missing Tennessee victim from…

Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble
Breaking, Games News

Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s time to get excited and skeptical at the same time, because Hideo Kojima’s next project, Physint,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: President Donald Trump unveils 250 victories for people of faith
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: President Donald Trump unveils 250 victories for people of faith

Milton TruthwellSeptember 17, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…

Japanese Breakfast’s Michelle Zauner Pens New Memoir Thank You For Suffering
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Japanese Breakfast’s Michelle Zauner Pens New Memoir Thank You For Suffering

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Muslim Zauner, best known as Japanese Breakfast, has announced that her second memoir is set to arrive next year. In…

Harry Styles Sets 2027 Together Together Residency Tour
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Harry Styles Sets 2027 Together Together Residency Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Harry Styles is extending his “Together, Together” tour into 2027 — and by his own account, closing it out for…

Philadelphia Home Yields Disturbing Images And Five Missing Women Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Philadelphia Home Yields Disturbing Images And Five Missing Women Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story out of Philadelphia, where a search for an illegally…

Trump Threatens Kennedy Center Over Lack of Recognition
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Trump Threatens Kennedy Center Over Lack of Recognition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

This week, after a federal judge once again rejected an attempt to add his name to the building, Donald Trump,…

Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face
The Onion

Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face

FinnSeptember 17, 2026

       More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them,…

Jackbox Tests Your Mediocre Knowledge In Trivia Murder Party 3 Cash Grab
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Jackbox Tests Your Mediocre Knowledge In Trivia Murder Party 3 Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

And so, another Early Access title has graced our screens, because of course it has. This time, it’s Jackbox Games’…

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