Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…
Month: September 2026
Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…
Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who isn’t, right? 😒 The official trailer…
Spin of the Day: The Smithsonian is under pressure from the Trump administration over cultural issues. — 7% Mostly Reality
The Smithsonian, especially its National Museum of American History, has come under significant pressure from the Trump administration, reflecting ongoing…
Loser Disciple Can’t Even Cast Demon Out Of A Kid
GALILEE — The disciples of Jesus of Nazareth got a big laugh after one of their own turned out…
Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements
DENVER, CO — A major airline company announced that it had carefully considered all its employees and made sure…
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the…
Heaven Confirms People Who Line The Dashboards Of Their Jeeps With Little Duckies Will Not Inherit The Kingdom Of God
HEAVEN — A representative of Heaven confirmed on Thursday that people who line the dashboards of their Jeeps with…
What A Noob! This So-Called ‘Pastor’ Didn’t Even Make Each Sermon Point Start With The Same Letter
OWASSO, OK — It was total amateur hour at First Baptist Church of Owasso as so-called “Pastor” Darren Parsons…
Record Executives Release Katseye For Daily Half Hour Of Yard Time
LOS ANGELES—Sounding a loud buzzer to signal that the pop stars were now permitted to leave the dance studio,…